According to recently unearthed –and completely fake– scientific papers posted in Russian forum Stepashka, the Soviets took over where the Nazis and Dr. Frankenstein left it: During the 1950s, a team of communist scientists from Moscow University and the Soviet Academy of Sciences lead by Dr. Vladimir Demikhov worked on the creation of a giant robot controlled by a dog head in secret facilities created by Joseph Stalin.
Woman’s Husband Gets Stabbed and the Responding Officer Films Her Reality Show Instead of Helping
The TLC network reality crime show puts spotlight on Deerfield Beach woman minutes after her husband was stabbed 15 times by an intruder.
Ukrainian Feminists Protest “Win a Wife” Contest By Going Topless (Slightly NSFW) – Guyism
A New Zealand radio station is holding a contest in which one lucky listener can win a trip to Ukraine and, also, a bride. Naturally, the feminists in Ukraine are none too happy. So they’re protesting the best way they know how…by taking off their shirts and bringing it to the streets.
Arkansas Christian University Blocks Access to Student-Published Gay Webzine
Officials at Harding, the private Church of Christ University in Searcy, Arkansas, this week blocked access to a webzine gay students had self-published to talk about what life is like for them at Harding.
Don’t Even Think of Touching That Remote
Don’t even think of touching that remote! Back away from the couch.
Cops Raid ‘Pot Jungle’ Grow House in Staten Island
The operation was run by two brothers and took in nearly $1 million a year.
Man Caught Masturbating In Pile of Cow Poop…for 2nd time
“A man convicted of sexually gratifying himself in manure has been caught doing it again – by a child” might be the finest opening line to a news story you’ll read all year
Charlie Sheen’s Guide to Mental Wellness
Several months ago, I wrote an article stating that, based on the fact that his reckless, dangerous, illegal behavior in no way hindered his career, Charlie Sheen was invincible. This claim was acc…
6 Movie Guardians Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near Children
Movies need excitement, sure, but all too often do see a child ending up in a dire circumstance for no reason other than that the grown-ups don’t seem to give a damn.
Kiss Your Butt Goodbye: We’re on the verge of a 6th mass extinction
What’s worse than a 6th mass extinction? Reading reader comments about a 6th mass extinction.
NYC Can Teach the Midwest Something About Kindness?
“I think being forced to live with so many people all at once also forces you to realize that your ownership of things—even the paper you’re holding—is probably tenuous at best.”
Northwestern’s Live Sex Class Sparks Outrage
The University stands behind a professor’s decision to allow the demonstration
