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I think this is the first time we’ve seen a picture of a human with a lion where we should fear for the animal more than the human.

Spending $100,000 just to turn newspapers into toilet paper sounds ridiculous.

There may be a time when being thrifty goes too far, like one woman who fought for over a decade over losing 14 cents on a pre-paid phone bill. Did she win?

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Look at these bullets. They’re rubbery, less lethal,”almost incapable of penetrating the body,” and happen to resemble Koosh balls—a popular toy. Getting shot with these must be fun.

Forget silly things like human anatomy and the laws of physics. When it comes to Photoshop, reality needn’t apply – just clone, rotate, skew, blur and hope nobody notices. From missing limbs to outrageously overzealous retouching, an incredible number of Photoshop screw-ups have graced magazine covers, product packaging and store displays.

A juvenile chimpanzee checks out an observation camera.

When it comes to the road, Americans seem more like the protagonist from ‘Memento,’ rediscovering every few seconds that their car has a horn and thinking, ‘Holy *****! What do I do about this? The world must be told!’

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The calls came flooding in to Santa Ana, California police from drivers on the I-5 freeway. Someone, it seems, was standing naked on a rooftop overlooking the road and masturbating for the entertainment of passing motorists……