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Authorities say a Florida man who called 911 claiming he’d been beaten and shot at was hoping the tale would get him a ride to a bar.

The 2010 Star Wars Edition Adidas shoes are some of the coolest and also nerdiest shoes money can buy.

Once upon a time, in a darker age, the world did not know Maru the cat. We were unfamiliar with ‘David After Dentist,’ and how awkward some family photos were. But no longer are Net jokes and viral videos the exclusive domain of in-the-know college kids and über-nerds. Now, even CNN knows the truth behind keyboard cat.

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An outdoor living skills teacher and a Phoenix soccer mom sound off on the rise of modern survivalism.

Craig Lynch, who escaped England’s Suffolk’s Hollesley Bay Prison in September, is using Facebook to brag about his freedom, posting a steady stream of status messages and rude photos to mock the authorities who have been after him for months.

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According to the girls, ages 17 and 18, the 35-year-old Olivas told them the stolen clothes could be their little secret so long as they flashed him their breasts. Olivas allegedly took cell phone pics while the girls were undressing. Then he upped the ante, saying he’d really forget about the misdemeanor if they’d just have sex with him too.

The 2-year-old boy had his third surgery in 10 days on Monday to extract four needles from his neck. Doctors removed 14 more from his intestines, liver and bladder last week, and four from near his heart and lungs earlier. Doctors say the needles are small and don’t pose a significant threat to the 2-year-old, who had a total of 31 needles.

Found in a bookstore something, um, interesting. It’s a VeggieTales cookie cutter, but what does it really look like this SEEMINGLY innocuous cookie cutter?

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A Japanese aeronautical origami engineer has set the world record for the longest flight by a paper-only plane – 26.1 seconds.

Unfortunately because of the way Minnesota law works, Garay won’t have to worry about being charged with a felony for his latest escapade..