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Peter J. Reilly planned to use fire power to fight a traffic ticket. The 85-year-old suburban Chicago man, who was angry over a $250 parking ticket, strolled into his local police station to dispute it with the officer at the front desk. The officer said Reilly pulled a gun from his hat and pointed it at him. After refusing repeated orders….

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Who knew the human head (and other limbs) could be so…versatile.

September 29, 2009; KANSAS CITY, Kan. (CN) – A district court judge appeared to be masturbating and used foul language during a divorce mediation, an attorney claims in Federal Court. The attorney claims Judge Kevin P. Moriarty’s actions were so offensive even her estranged husband complained about it during their divorce trial.

A community of dwarves has set up its own village to escape discrimination from normal sized people. Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4ft 3ins tall – and they run their own police force and fire brigade from their 120 residents.

Dwarfed by the jetliner, they look little more than a smattering of black dots, but this flock of birds could have brought the plane crashing down in seconds.

Dorm rooms doubling as steamy love huts have Tufts University throwing cold water on sex on campus – at least when horny students let it all hang out in front of red-faced roommates. “You may not engage in sexual activity while your roommate is present in the room,” tuts Tufts’ 2009-10 guest policy, newly revised in response to student gripes.

This woman has had sex with more than a thousand men – and most of them are the husbands or boyfriends of other women. Mare Simone, 54, calls herself a “sex surrogate” and has devoted her working life to helping men, women and couples overcome problems in the bedroom. As a qualified sex therapist, she has given lessons to more than 10,000 clients.

Your friend has updated their status on Facebook, and you’ve read their sad plea for attention. Now comes the hard part. Do you take the bait, and acknowledge that you care enough about what they are doing to comment on it, or do you get back to researching your ex-girlfriend’s new fiancé?

Louise it appears, was unfortunate.

Thanks to modern technology, one of your most dangerous childhood dreams just came true.

If you think Spain’s First Family looked goth in that picture with the Obamas, wait until you see the unphotoshopped original version.

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