Mother finds son on FB 27 YEARS after – kidnapped by father

A mother has been reunited with her son 27 years after he was ‘kidnapped’ by his Hungarian father – when her sister stumbled across his Facebook profile after Googling his name.

Auto-tune the News #4

The Gregory’s fourth installment of Auto-tune the News.

Hot Chick Breaks Up With Dinosaur In Park

I don’t know what the heck this is about… but the dinosaur is really cool.

Canon Employees Forbidden to Sit Down, Walk at Normal Pace

In the hallway, if an employee walks slower than 5 meters every 3.6 seconds, an alarm and flashing lights are set off, reminding the poor startled worker that he’s an inefficient waste of air. Even better (or worse), there’s a sign on the floor in said hallways that reads, “Let’s rush: If we don’t, the company and world will perish.”

The CIA’s 5 Most Mind Blowing Experiments With LSD

Prepare to have your mind, like, blown man. Here are the five strangest things you didn’t know about the CIA, and how LSD really came to be.

8 Intriguing Pairs (and Trios) Who Died on the Same Day

“Death comes in threes” is a popular maxim. In the world of fame and celebrity, however, it seems that death usually comes in twos. Some unusual duos have died on the same day: Mahatma Gandhi and Orville Wright, Jayne Mansfield and Primo Carnera, Luis Bunuel and David Niven. Here are some of those who were linked by death.

The Lifecycle of Memes (A Flowchart)

Memes replace the complicated and time-consuming process of being creative with CTRL-C CTRL-V. Also kittens.

The Giant Mutant Cows of Belgium [PICS]

Originating in 19th century Belgium by crossing local cattle with British cattle, the Belgian Blue cattle are gigantic bovine wonders. Their enormous size and muscle mass, sometimes called “double muscling,” is a naturally occurring mutation of the gene for myostatin, a protein that regulates muscle growth.

The Belarusian Army’s Tough Guy

Hot DogThe dog demonstration at Milex included a display of the animal’s bravery in the face of fire.

Ohio Man Arrested for Mowing Unkempt Grass at Park

John Hamilton said he took control of the situation because the grass in Sandusky’s Central Park was about a foot high. According to a police report, a witness said Hamilton was blowing grass onto the sidewalk and shredding trash in the park that had not been picked up.

10 Things Never to Say to a Nerdy Guy (like Diggers)

Who would’ve ever thought that nerds would one day be a turn-on for women? Yet the fairer sex has finally clued in. So, if you’re diggin’ on that cranially gifted cat with the TP stuck to his shoe, don’t stuff yourself into a locker by stumbling over one of these possibly offensive phrases. Such as: “Are you a virgin?”

Dear College: Stop Asking Me For Money

I thought it was only me who felt like this and only my college did this, but this letter proves otherwise.

Webcam Window Fall [NSFW]